From Birbsite 

On-call shift today, which means I had several hours to do nothing but wait for something to alert. So I built a thing.

From Birbsite 

So far today:
- warned ex-wife and other relatives about potential bad people
- took garbage to dump
- cleaned out chicken coops
- cleaned out litter boxes

Now that I've dealt with all *THAT* (literal and figurative) shit, I'm on call for the next few hours.

From Birbsite 

ME: *eats lunch*
SHAW: *pokes head over table*
ME: You do not want this, little kitten
SHAW: *jumps on table and sniffs chipotle mayo dripping*
ME: Shaw, you REALLY do not want that
SHAW: *Licks dripping*
SHAW: *Regrets Life Choices*
ME: Told you so...

From Birbsite 

Ninja is here to remind you to have a treat every now and then as part of your self-care regimen.

From Birbsite 

Rain and Fabulous do not always mix well, much to Daryll's dismay.

From Birbsite 

Did you know Chickens we UV-reactive? Check out Lorge under a blacklight.

From Birbsite 

Buffy does NOT appreciate where Lorge has decided to sleep. But it is SO SOFT...

From Birbsite 

Hobbs has discovered that the human bed is JUST FINE without humans in it.

From Birbsite 

Someone has made a mess in Tater-Tot's yard, and this is NOT OK.

From Birbsite 

Things I did not expect to have to search for on night: Total height of 7 dead ghouls, stacked.

My google-fu did not give me an actual measurement.

Also, I suddenly feel for writers' search histories

From Birbsite 

Reasons why I love the @MARIADAHVANA@twitter.com translation of Beowulf - line 1441:

"Meanwhile, Beowulf gave zero shits."

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